Ty Anderson: A Bostonian’s Guide to Bandwagoning in the 2012 Playoffs
While this experience has given me a newfound appreciation for the dedication to the game shown on a yearly basis by Toronto Maple Leafs fans, I truthfully have no clue who I want to root for. I don’t think I’m alone in this. And I don’t think watching a Bruin-less playoffs has been easy on B’s fans, but at the end of the day, most of them will still watch each game because at their core, they’re hockey fans.
Allegiances to certain clubs? Absolutely, but hockey fans nevertheless. The problem? There’s really no team out there that’s captivated us to get on one bandwagon over the other.
So alas, here’s a Bostonian’s Guide to Bandwagoning in the 2012 Playoffs…
In the East…
New York Rangers
The Skinny: A team built from the net out, the Rangers have muscled and shot-blocked their way to their first Conference Final since 1997 behind the always-angry style of head coach John Tortorella.
Friends and Family: While nobody on the New York roster has suited up for the Black and Gold, the Blueshirts boast quite a few New England ties. Massachusetts-born forwards Brian Boyle (Hingham, Mass.) and Chris Kreider (Boxford, Mass.) are both loaded with local connections given their allegiance to the Bay State as hometown heroes and former Boston College Eagles. Behind the bench, New York head coach John Tortorella hails from Melrose, Mass., while assistant coach Mike Sullivan (a Marshfield, Mass. native) coached the Bruins from 2003 to 2006.
What’s to love: The attitude. One of the things I’ve really grown to like about the Rangers throughout the year and into the playoffs is that everybody goes as hard as they can on every shift. It takes a special kind of club that have that sort of commitment given the sometimes enigmatic personality that a club can take on through the course of an 82-game season along with mentally taxing rounds of playoff hockey, but Tortorella’s got his guys locked in. Remarkable.
What’s to hate: It’s that damn Boston-New York thing again. It’s no secret that the rivalry transcends sports, be it the Yankees-Sox, or even Pats-Jets/Giants, and I doubt that Boston wants to hear about another New York championship. Especially one that a comes a year after Boston’s.
Root-worthy player: At the end of the day, you have to respect Chris Kreider‘s ability to storm into the NHL as a rookie in the playoffs (Seriously!) and find himself succeeding in key situations. Through 13 games, the New Englander has tallied three goals, two of which being game-winners, and has become a pivotal piece of the Rangers’ forward core.
Cup history: The Rangers haven’t been to a Cup since their unforgettable run back in 1994, which ended a 54-year drought. In their near nine-decade long history, Broadway has four Cup banners hanging from their rafters, with ’94 joined by banners from ’28, ’33, and ’40.
New Jersey Devils
The Skinny: After missing out on the playoffs last year for the first time since 1996, a coaching change and emergence of some youthful faces led the Devils Army back to the playoffs.
Friends and Family: On the ice, New Jersey defensemen Mark Fayne (Nashua, N.H) sits as the lone New Englander on the Devils’ roster. Meanwhile, New Jersey assistant coach Adam Oates played with the Bruins for six seasons, tallying 499 points in Black-and-Gold, while GM Lou Lamoriello hails from Providence, Rhode Island.
What’s to love: His desire to continue to play for ‘another two years’ has been well documented, but the 40-year-old Marty Brodeur remains as a pretty likable crease-warrior, and could only bolster his (somewhat fading) legacy with another Cup win. Perhaps I have a bit of personal bias when it comes to this issue as I grew up during Brodeur’s era of playoff dominance (and loved it), but there’s always something awesome about the old guy getting things done, especially given the way Brodeur’s name has been dragged through the mud in the post-lockout NHL.
What’s to hate: It shouldn’t really shock us that the Devils are still using the patented trap to win games and advance on into the final four of the NHL season, but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s just so incredibly boring. I know it works, but my goodness, without overtime, their games have been torturous. Sorry, Devils fans, but I’m blaming you guys if there’s another lockout after your (potential) Cup win.
Root-worthy player: Considering that most B’s fans have him pegged atop their 2012 offseason wish-list, Zach Parise seems to be a player that you can get behind. One of three American captains still in the playoff picture, the 27-year-old forward remains among one of the more exciting forwards to watch in all of hockey. Plus, a strong playoff showing bolsters your argument for the Bruins to throw a gazillion dollars at him this summer, right?
Cup history: With four trips to the Cup, the Devils boast a cupboard of three Stanley Cups, with the last one coming in 2003.
Now, onto the other side of the States…
Los Angeles Kings
The Skinny: A team that couldn’t score for the life of ‘em before the deadline, a coaching change, the arrival of Jeff Carter, and key saves from an all-world goaltender have put the Kings in the driver’s seat of the Western Conference.
Friends and Family: The ace of the 2012 playoffs, Jonathan Quick, hails from Milford, Conn., and played college hockey for the University of Massachusetts. But the Kings certainly come with some secondary New England ties as the Manchester Monarchs, situated in New Hampshire, have been the longtime AHL affiliate of the club.
What’s to love: If the Kings can go on and win the Cup, they will have to do it through what may potentially be the hardest road ever traveled to a Stanley Cup. They bumped off the Presidents Trophy-winning Vancouver Canucks in round one (In just five games, may I add), swept the two-seeded St. Louis Blues, would have beaten the three-seed Phoenix Coyotes, and potentially meet up with the East’s number one seeded New York Rangers. What! That’s nuts, and you can’t help but root for this severely underestimated eight seed.
What’s to hate: Bruins fans may take issue with the Flyer connections in the Kings lineup with Jeff Carter, Mike Richards, and the recently medically cleared Simon Gagne, there’s really not much to hate about this Kings club. Their only blemish? Hearing Cartman yell “Go Kings Go!” during every stoppage. Can you hear me stretching from the seat of your chair?
Root-worthy player: With a name like Dwight King, you have my vote. As Cosmo Kramer would say, “That’s like an ice cream man being named “Cone.”"
Cup history: Nothin’ but a trip to the Finals in 1993. That’s 42 years of nothingness for the Kings. Think they’re due, huh?
Phoenix Coyotes
The Skinny: Dave Tippett continues to bewilder the hockey-world with a competitive club while Mike Smith made the entire Earth look dumb with a ridiculous season that literally nobody saw coming.
Friends and Family: ‘Yotes defensemen Derek Morris signed with and played for the Bruins for half of the 2009-10 season before being traded (back) to Phoenix, defensemen Keith Yandle hails from Boston, and the grizzled Adrian Aucoin suited up for Boston University all the way back in 1992-93.
Root-worthy player: Shane [bleepin'] Doan. Let’s not kid ourselves here, Doan should’ve been traded to a contending club about four years ago. Instead, the veteran winger hung with the Coyotes, believing in what GM Don Maloney was trying to get done. Now, with two series wins, it’s paying off for him.
What’s to love: With all due respect to the maroon and white of the desert, the Phoenix Coyotes are not a team that should be in the Western Conference Finals. They lost Ilya Bryzgalov and replaced him with Smith in the offseason, and their core remained to be an aging group of forwards in the twilight of their career. But that hasn’t stopped ‘em. It’s a club that seems to feed off the doubt. Love it.
What’s to hate: There’s a gigantic elephant (See: Circus-sized or something) in the room when it comes to the Coyotes…they’re owned by the National Hockey League. I really don’t want to hear the conspiracy theories that’d surely ruin a summer of celebration for the team if they were to win the Cup. Bettman’s totally in on the league funding a team instead of generating (additional) revenue, right, guys? Oh, and they employ Raffi Torres.
Cup History: Zip. Zilch. Nothin’. Not even an appearance!
…Here comes the next part: Ranking who you want to win by rootingness. That’s never a word, but I’m not changing it, get over it.
Based on location alone, you have to go with the two Western Conference clubs as your top two. Given the upstart nature of the club and Jonathan Quick’s ties to the area, I’m going with the LA Kings as the number one team to bandwagon for. In second, Boston-born Yandle and the ‘Yotes. Then comes the Eastern Conference.
While the Devils are by all means one of the most non-offensive teams in the entire East — and I mean that in every sense of the word — I just find a potential Jersey Cup victory to be utterly unbearable. Give the local kids some rings and put the Blueshirts at three. Once again, sorry, Devils fans.
Who are you rooting for?
Tippett talks Game 2; Torres hearing; Dale Hunter Hockey debate (Puck Headlines) (Puck Daddy)
Here are your Puck Headlines: a glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.

• All of this has happened before, and will happen again. (via reader Jon Ward)
• Dave Tippett on the keys to Game 2: “First and foremost, if you’re not willing to jump in and win a few more one-on-one battles, then the tactical stuff you might as well throw out the window.” [AZ Central]
• Alex Semin on Dale Hunter Hockey: “The whole year it was up-and-down, we win a game, we lose a game. By the time we got to playoffs, the team finally understood how to play the game he wanted, defense first, no mistakes, blocking shots, all five guys together. But during the regular season, intensity is not the same as in the playoffs. In postseason, every goal is worth its weight in gold.” [Russian Machine]
• What on earth did Alex Ovechkin mean about jealousy in the Capitals’ locker room? [Puck Drunk Love]
• Larry Robinson will not be heading to Montreal: “Devils assistant coach and 2000 Cup-winning head coach Larry Robinson vehemently ripped a report suggesting he is interested in joining the new Montreal regime, saying that comments attributed to an agent, whom he called a friend, were five years old and that there has been no such contact or interest.” [NY Post]
• Raffi Torres will watch Gary Bettman deny his appeal on Thursday. [Sportsnet]
• Oh, it only the Coyotes had moved to Winnipeg; then it would be the Jets making this run in the Western Conference. [QMI]
• Elliotte Friedman, on Dale Hunter Hockey: “This is where I strongly disagree with statistical analysis, which mocked Hunter’s system as being terrible for puck possession and, therefore, determined he was coaching a style that allowed opponents to control the game. This is one where numbers don’t tell anything close to the real story. They played hard, they played together and I would’ve liked to see how things evolved over the offseason. If it’s decided that the team must go in a different direction, there are going to be some very unhappy players. It’s a delicate balance for McPhee.” [CBC]
• Really insightful piece from Dave Shoalts with Scotty Bowman, who talks about how we arrived at this moment of blocked shots and collapsing defense in the NHL. [Globe & Mail]
• Bourne on shot-blocking: “We let the players shoot through screens, pump-fake to drop defenders and create chances, and pass it around the guys trying to get in front of it. You know, like in hockey, where you try to score by figuring out what your opponent is doing, then out-thinking him.” [Backhand Shelf]
• Hockey would be so much more exciting without those pesky defensemen. [Raw Charge]
• After watching Marc Savard’s career end and Nathan Horton suffer multiple concussions, Cam Neely wants the equipment studied in the NHL. [Bruins Blog]
• Sergei Kostitsyn would like to remain with the Nashville Predators on a multi-year basis. [Insider Smashville, via On The Forecheck]
• Daniel Alfredsson on eventually becoming a coach: “I think I’d be both. I don’t see myself coaching too soon. I think it takes even more time at the rink than it does as a player to prepare! (chuckles) Right now, I don’t think I’m ready for that. But I like the strategic aspect of the game. I think I read the game really well. I try to talk to our coaches about things I’d like to see at times. I’m interested in how the coaches think. I like that part of it. So I think I’d be a bit of both types. I think I can also challenge guys and motivate them in different ways.” [Senators]
• Fare thee well, Tomas Vokoun. [Caps Insider]
• Joe Thornton would like Todd McLellan back. [CSN Bay Area]
• The Cody Hodgson deal and a question of character. [THW]
• Matt Wagner on Todd Richards: “This move isn’t just about a foundation move with the current players. It’s also providing the scouting staff a better idea of what systems will be in place for next season, and helps rank and target the right players to fit that style. It helps the franchise take another step towards forming an identity, and much like the signing of Vinny Prospal to an extension, it’s a move that puts people who want to win in Columbus in positions of respect and authority.” [The Cannon]
• Rudy Kelly envisions Shane Doan’s arrival in heaven. [Battle of Cali]
• Finally, here’s one of the most anthropological looks at the playoff beard we’ve come across:
A Beard By Any Other Name from Anam Siddiq on Vimeo.
Boston Bruins at the World Championship Update for May 15: Fan’s Take (Yahoo! Contributor Network)
Zdeno Chara and David Krejci, representing the Boston Bruins and their home countries at the IIHF World Championship, are both bound for the quarterfinals, both of their teams grabbing wins on the last day of preliminary round play.
Chara and the Slovakian team were in a risky position after France pulled out a win against Belarus and was itching to take the fourth spot in Group S. Slovakia needed to win their last preliminary game–against France–in any way to take that fourth spot for sure, but if France won in regulation, they would pull off the upset and send Slovakia home early. France made Slovakia fight hard, coming from behind to tie it up three separate times, but in the end Slovakia prevailed in regulation, 5-4.
Slovakia built up a quick two-goal lead to start, but France jumped onto the score sheet less than a minute after that second goal and later tied it up before the intermission. In the second period, Michal Handzus of the San Jose Sharks untied it for Slovakia while on the power play, working off an assist from Chara. Risto Pakarinen wrote appreciatively of his 150 km/h slapshot, which translates to 93 mph on this converter, which leads me to ask if Pakarinen knows about this little highlight and the full potential of Chara’s slapper. Though France tied it up yet again and later had it knotted up at four during the third period, Slovakia pulled ahead once more on a power play goal by Branko Radivojevic, his second of the game. This time, France couldn’t catch up or get the win they wanted.
With this win, Slovakia makes it to the quarterfinals, but they also qualify for the 2014 Olympics. According to Radivojevic, getting the quarterfinal and Olympic berths were the team’s twin goals. Maybe they can start putting together some new goals: next up for them is a meeting with Canada on May 17 that will be aired on NBC Sports Network, though at the perhaps inopportune time of 6 a.m. Eastern. (Later that day, they will also air the match between America and Finland.)
Over in Stockholm, the Czech Republic ended their preliminary round with an exclamation point by putting together an 8-1 win over Germany. The Czechs showed their flexibility by scoring evenhanded, shorthanded and on the power play. There were seven different goal-scorers, including Krejci, whose goal was the Czechs’ fifth of the game. Krejci also assisted on Martin Erat‘s goal at the end of the first period and Miroslav Blatak‘s goal that made it a snowman for the Czech team.
In addition to having a three-point game, Krejci was awarded a penalty shot after Germany’s Christoph Schubert threw his stick (ah, the old Alexander Ovechkin at the 2011 All-Star Game, huh?), but he was unsuccessful. At that point, victory was definitely already sealed for his team, so it wasn’t crucial that he sink the shot anyway. Following his near-invisibility against Russia, though, this was a promising turnaround for him.
At the very end of the game, the Czechs made a goaltending change so that Petr Mrazek could get between the pipes and taste some playing time. Mrazek was huge at the World Juniors back in January, backstopping the Czech team to fifth place, being named Best Goalie and an all-star for the tournament. He played nine minutes and faced two shots in this game, but we’ll probably hear more about him again in the future. On May 17, the Czechs will take on Sweden on their home ice.
From here, things get a little more cutthroat and swift: there are just four quarterfinal games, two semifinal showdowns and then the bronze medal game followed by the gold medal game. All four quarterfinal games will be played on May 17. Then, for semifinal and medals, all games will be in Helsinki, so there’s a day off before the semifinals on May 19. By mid-afternoon on May 20, Eastern time, there will be a new champion.
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Hunter won’t return as Capitals head coach (The SportsXchange)
Despite an impressive postseason run, Dale Hunter will not return as head coach of the Washington Capitals in the 2012-13 season. The 51-year-old Hunter, who played more 850 of his 1407 NHL regular-season games with the Capitals, took over for the fired Bruce Boudreau 22 games into the 2011-12 season. He guided the Capitals to a 30-23-7 record in 60 regular-season games, followed by an upset of the defending Stanley Cup champion Boston Bruins in the first round of the playoffs. The Captials’ season ended on Saturday night, when the New York Rangers won the decisive seventh game of the teams’ Eastern Conference semifinal series. Hunter is stepping down of his own accord to return to the London Knights, the junior franchise in the Ontario Hockey League that he co-owns with brother Mark. Mark Hunter – who played seven of his 628 NHL games with the Capitals – posted a 29-13 record with the Knights after taking over for his brother, guiding the Knights to the OHL title and a spot in the Memorial Cup alongside the QMJHL champion Saint John Sea Dogs, the WHL champion Edmonton Oil Kings and the host Shawnigan Cataractes.
Eulogy: Remembering the 2011-12 Washington Capitals (Puck Daddy)
(Ed. Note: As the Stanley Cup Playoffs continue, we’re bound to lose some friends along the journey. We’ve asked for these losers, gone but not forgotten, to be eulogized by the people who knew the teams best: The fans who hated them the most. Here is are the Boston Bruins bloggers from Days of Y’Orr, fondly recalling the 2011-12 Washington Capitals. Again, this was not written by us … OK, by all of us. Also: This is a roast and you will be offended by it, so don’t take it so seriously.)
By Days Of Y’Orr
The definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results … like believing an Eastern Conference Finals game will be played in Washington D.C. after the turn of the century.
Welcome to the Washington Capitals Eulogy. We would, firstly, like to welcome all the Capitals fans in attendance. If this were 2003, we’re sure the room would be less crowded, but we have enough chairs that all 300 of you should be cozy. We’ll have our PA announcer say something whenever we need you to cheer throughout the eulogy, just in case you’re as lost here as you are during an actual hockey game. We’ll try to refrain from making “Alexander Ovechkin looks like the lovechild of the Geico Caveman and Adam Sandler’s boss from ‘Happy Gilmore’” jokes, but just know that they’re there; they’re there.
Before the season began, the media always plays its favorite guessing game known as “NHL Predictions,” and every season the same ole story happens. People pick the Washington Capitals to finish first in their division and either first or second in the Eastern Conference with Pittsburgh somewhere around them.
Every year, writers pat Alexander Ovechkin on the backside and immediately pencil him in for a 90-100 point season while scoring 50-60 goals and being Russia’s version of Superman. Well if Ovechkin is the Russian Superman, then clearly his kryptonite is the NHL playoffs.
And every year, the same thing happens to the Capitals. Ovechkin careens himself into the boards throughout the regular season en route to a Southeast Division Championship and then chokes when the playoffs start.
2007-2008: 1st in the Southeast, Lost in Conference Quarterfinals to Philly (4-3)
2008-2009: 1st in the Southeast, Lost in Conference Semifinals to Pittsburgh (4-3)
2009-2010: 1st in the Southeast, Lost in Conference Quarterfinals to Montreal (4-3)
2010-2011: 1st in the Southeast, Swept in Conference Semifinals by Tampa (4-0)
But they’re the best team in the NHL (or so everyone is told).
The beginning of the season, at least the first seven games into the season, started to prove everyone right. The Caps went 7-2 in October and Capitals fans started planning the parade to roll through DC. It was a magical time in Washington. Bruce Boudreau was still behind the bench, screaming obscenities and splattering the back of his players’ jerseys with whatever condiment he ate the night before, Ovechkin was calling Boudreau a “fat [expletive]” because his coach benched him in OT for being lazy and the Capitals were beginning to play their yearly “shuffling of the goalies” game.
boudreaugarbagepailkidNovember 28, 2011. A day that will live in infamy. With a 12-9-1 record and a 5-1 ass whooping at the hands of a Buffalo Sabres team that was so beaten down you’d think they represented House Stark, the Capitals told Bruce Boudreau to clean out his belongings, pack up his deep freezer and hit the bricks.
It was clear that his ‘fly by the seat of your husky Toughskin jeans’ offense wasn’t going to cut it anymore and the Capitals needed to bring structure to their hockey club. Enter a Capitals “great.” A man who would not take any flak from any of his players. A man a cut above the rest in terms of the way he played the game. A man who is known to deliver an elbow to the face of adversity, should it rear the back of its ugly head.
The Capitals employed Pierre Turgeon’s best friend and Sunday croquet partner: Dale Hunter.
Under Hunter, the Capitals learned to play a defensive style and crept into the playoffs while Buffalo played their favorite game of “let’s pretend we’re the band on the Titanic” and squandered games away. Ottawa gave the Capitals a chance to face the Bruins, since Ottawa wasn’t too pleased of their 1-5 regular season record against Boston, and so the #2 vs #7 matchup was upon us.
Let’s refer back to Dale Hunter for a minute. Every check he threw in his career was an attempt to concuss or injure someone, so you can see why he was so easily confused when he thought Tim Thomas tried concussing Nicklas Backstrom when Backstrom was hacking away at Timmy’s glove hand post-whistle during the first round. Thomas thought to himself (with his head down, no less) “You know what? I should probably turn this dude’s brain into pudding.” It’s not like Thomas has ever fed a forward a waffle sandwich before for trying to take liberties with him before. Just ask Chimera. And Alexandre Burrows. And Sean Avery. And Andrei Kostitsyn. And one of the Magical Vancouver Gnomes. Who knows how many other people he’s fed waffles too. Every one of those was purposely intended to give Marc Savard and Nathan Horton a partner to play Mario Kart Wii with, right?
But the 7th seed, who was really a three seed that underachieved all year, took down the defending Stanley Cup Champions in seven games and took the Eastern Conference’s #1 seed to the brink of elimination. Fortunately, the Rangers realized that Alexander Ovechkin can’t defend himself from a cold and took it to him in Game 7.
And now, we come to the part of the eulogy where it’s time to say goodbye.
Goodbye Alexander Ovechkin. Not only are you one of the Top 3 douchebags to ever don the NHL shield, but you’re also going to live another calendar year without being named a Stanley Cup Champion. We would like to thank you for being the reason why the Rangers scored their game-winning, series-clinching goal in Game 7 on Saturday night. Without your lack of a defensive mind and the ability to know anything on your side of the ice, you could be playing Monday night in New Jersey instead of heading back to Russia to cut another awful rap video.
Goodbye Braden Holtby. We’re not sure how the NHL will survive the next two rounds without their media darling and Hockey Jesus, but part of me thinks that it will. Speaking of survival, we’re not sure that Pierre McGuire can stand between the glass and not lovingly stare at his binky anymore. Soon enough McGuire will end up on Holtby’s front lawn with a radio held high above his head screaming “I JUST CAN’T QUIT YOU.”
Hey, if it means we don’t have to watch Pierre on TV anymore it’s worth it.
We can tell you one thing, the NHL is going to miss those dressy glove saves that Holtby enjoyed doling out. He dressed those things up so much that you’d think he was about to take them to prom and then their virginity. His stick side though? That can be found in the dumpster from the prom night mistake.
Goodbye, Braden Holtby’s father. Your impression of Stephen Hawking after your son lost a triple-overtime game in the second round will never be forgotten.
Goodbye, Nicklas Backstrom. In Round 1 you were suspended by the NHL for cross-checking a player in the face when the game was over. The best part about it was that you had no idea why you were getting suspended. We would make a concussion joke here, but can’t since concussions are no longer funny. We can only hope that the Swedish education system is teaching their students a better way to lie since whatever one you told Shanny was awful. Also, thank you for the one goal in seven games in the second round.
Goodbye, Alexander Semin. Seriously, goodbye. Whoever is going to pay you the $ 6M you’re making now is a fool.
Goodbye, Mike Green. We hope your offseason gig as the backup bass player for Good Charlotte works out better than your ability to play defense.
Goodbye, Dennis Wideman. It’s apparent that being named an All-Star means nothing in the NHL these days because you were the second-biggest defensive liability on the ice not named Alexander Ovechkin. If you owned a bakery, we would hope that your item of the day is a turnover, because it’s the only thing that you can produce on a regular basis — tried and true.

Goodbye, Karl Alzner. Finally, you can take better care of your dogs and not have them rip your house apart.
Goodbye, Jason Chimera. You did the world a favor by giving Brad Marchand a man check. We love Brad-o over at Days of Y’Orr HQ but can you imagine him going all Duggar-family crazy and siring little “champians?” Twenty little Marchand’s running around, clipping school teachers and chirping kids in the sandbox? Yikes.
Goodbye, Ted Leonsis. We’re going to miss your passion and energy for Capitals hockey. What we’re not going to miss is your terrible blog posts, like you’re the textual version of Herb Brooks. Apparently the Stanley Cup Champions aren’t the only teams not getting the calls, right? The New York Rangers, who haven’t sniffed a Stanley Cup since 1994 defeated your team in seven games. We’re sure you’ll come out and complain about something sooner or later. Luckily your team plays in Washington so the Capitals aren’t the worst franchise in the city. DC still has the Wizards…which…you own.
…Awkward…
And, aw, how fitting. Goodbye Washington Capitals “fans.” Year after year you remind us of the audience of a Shakespearean Tragedy. Forced to witness the downfall of their skilled, yet flawed heroes; powerless to stop the inevitable flood of tears that force the President and Congress to retreat to higher ground.
Your lovable screw-ups throughout the playoffs remind us that your fanbase is so green that it still pees grass between intermission. We understand that hockey can be a tough sport to grasp and there were a few understandable rule issues that troubled you. When you’re new to following a sport some of the details can get lost in the fray, such as why Backstrom was suspended for a cross-check…to the face…at the end of a game…

…or when you booed because you were upset that there was no Delay of Game penalty when the Bruins sent the puck over the glass at center ice.
If you listen close enough, you can still hear Wes Johnson in his empty living room telling Caps’ fans to stand up and cheer when the Rangers took a penalty because it’s obvious they don’t know what’s going on. You can still hear that schmuck with the horn blasting out patterned blows to get the fans whipped into a “frenzy.” If you really strain your eyes, you can see the “Rock the Red” signs and the shirts, and you can still hear the chants that Calgary Washington came up with.
But, alas, there’s always next year when ESPN will devote 20 seconds to pick the Washington Capitals as the best team in the Eastern Conference. There’s always next year when Alexander Ovechkin can score between 50-60 goals. There’s always next year when the Capitals can lose in the first two rounds and then the “good” people of Washington can focus on their cherry blossoms and filibusters. There’s always next year, folks.
Enjoy counting down to 8 and chanting “Ovi! Ovi! Ovi!” when there’s 2 outs left in the bottom of the 7th inning during a Nationals game.
On the bright side, you still have those pretty Southeast Division championship banners!



Hunter steps down as head coach of Capitals (Reuters)
(Reuters) – Dale Hunter has stepped down as head coach of the Washington Capitals after salvaging the season with a late playoff berth and getting to within one win of the Eastern Conference final, the team said on Monday.
Hunter, who was hired to replace Bruce Boudreau in November after the Capitals went on a 3-7-1 stretch, went 30-23-7 the rest of the way and helped Washington clinch a playoff berth in their penultimate game of the regular season.
“I thought he did a great job of coming in and helping us out,” Capitals General Manager George McPhee said.
“Trying to hire a coach in the middle of the season is a difficult process. … So to have Dale available to come in, even if on a temporary basis, was something we liked a lot.”
Hunter, 51, will return to the London Knights of the Ontario Hockey League, where he coached for 11 seasons before taking the Capitals job last year, according to McPhee.
Under Hunter, the Capitals stunned the defending Stanley Cup champion Boston Bruins in the first round of the playoffs before falling to the top-seeded New York Rangers in a decisive seventh game of the Eastern Conference semi-final.
(Reporting by Gene Cherry in Raleigh North Carolina; Editing by Frank Pingue)
What We Learned: What to make of this Washington Capitals season? (Puck Daddy)
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Hello, this is a feature that will run through the entire season and aims to recap the weekend’s events and boils those events down to one admittedly superficial fact or stupid opinion about each team. Feel free to complain about it.
There’s been a lot of talk about what this season has meant for the Washington Capitals in the hours leading up to, and then immediately following, their final game of the remarkably eventful 2011-12 season.
Wysh had a pretty good recap of the reasons the Capitals felt this little run to a pair of one-goal Game 7s against the Nos. 1 and 2 seeds in the Eastern Conference — both having been heavy favorites — vindicated the Dale Hunter system of everyone playing defense and collapsing to within three inches of the crease, and it’s perfectly reasonable for people to feel that way.
Certainly, no one expected these Capitals to do much damage in the postseason given that they frittered away a division they were picked to dominate. But the thing that everyone seems to forget is that, again, they were picked to dominate the Southeast, be a superpower in the East and the League at large.
If the team tuned out Bruce Boudreau, and it appears they did, then wasn’t his replacement, whoever it happened to be, more or less expected to get this far?
Therefore, it becomes a question about what changed, and really, what didn’t.
Let’s not forget, Boudreau came in originally and let guys like Alex Semin, Alex Ovechkin, Nicklas Backstrom and Mike Green have their run of the rink. Two-minute shifts? Sure! Goals aplenty? You bet. But in the end, what did it get them? Bounce-outs, and if you believe the talk, disappointing ones at that. So Boudreau changed the style, focusing more on defense, tethering Ovechkin and Co. to an extent, and … getting the same amount of success. Under each of the two clearly definable Boudreau regimes, the team lost in the conference quarter- and semi-finals.
Which is of course notable because the latter is exactly how far Hunter got in his first chance at the tiller, despite doing everything in his power not to: like limiting Ovechkin to fewer than 20 minutes a night in every game in this series save for Saturday’s Game 7 and the three-overtime Game 3, in which he played 35:14 — or, if you prefer 17:37 per three periods of play. This therefore vindicates Hunter only as far as it vindicated Boudreau; which, with a roster like this, and given the “choker” label being hung liberally on the former Caps coach this time last year.
The philosophy changed radically under Hunter, and worked only as far as it did for Boudreau. Why?
(Coming Up: Team USA, international ass-kickers; getting stupid about Patrick Kane’s drinking; Parise’s future; Could Brad Stuart return to the Sharks?; Kevin Lowe says Ryan Murray is the top player in this year’s draft class; Suter/Weber questions; Pancakes Penner’s revenge; Bruins pumped for Dougie Hamilton; Alfredsson retirement watch; Leafs/Penguins trade?; Lundqvist is King; Alex Burrows runs and hugs a goalie; and Winnipeg Jets fans are burning Coyotes jerseys.)
It’s not like there was a lot of roster turnover with this team. In fact, the only people in the room who either left or arrived since training camp broke in September were new coaches coming and going. Not one trade at the deadline to bolster the roster, not one waiver wire pickup. The guys on the roster in October were the guys packing up their stuff and sadly leaving Madison Square Garden last night, with the lone exception being Braden Holtby, who was called up in March, and only then out of necessity but was certainly no stranger to the team.
Most NHL fans would love to support a team that can play the type ultra-tight defensive hockey with which Washington made its hay this postseason, but also score four goals a night with little difficulty under a different system. This is a team that should, theoretically, be able to play and excel at any style of hockey their opponent sees fit to try.
They have the right players to be moderately successful when playing any type of hockey. And that’s important. They can free-wheel, and lose in the conference semis. They can park the bus, and lose in the conference semis.
This shows an amazing amount of adaptability on the roster, and stands largely as a testament to the strength of the team George McPhee has built; but if we’re going to agree that it’s not good enough for Boudreau — which requires you to buy into the narrative that playoff hockey outs the best teams more effectively than an 82-game regular season — it therefore can’t be good enough for Hunter.
The personnel is there. Now they just need the right coach to strike the right balance, and make them truly great.
Neither Boudreau nor Hunter were that guy.
What We Learned
Anaheim Ducks: More Ducks success for America, world’s greatest hockey country, as the US drubbed host Finland 5-0 and the two teams look destined to face each other again in the semis. Kyle Palmieri and Bobby Ryan both scored for the Americans, who are all strong and handsome.
Boston Bruins: Think Bruins brass is pumped for Dougie Hamilton to join the team next season? Though his Niagara IceDogs lost to the London Knights and other Bruins prospect Jordan Knight in the OHL finals, Hamilton finished his 20-game playoff run with 5-18-23.
Buffalo Sabres: Buffalo prospect Mark Pysyk is having a heck of a run for the Edmonton Oil Kings in the WHL finals against the Portland Winterhawks, which wrapped with a Game 7 last night.
Calgary Flames: Could Karri Ramo return to the NHL next season and play for the Flames? He seems to think so, and his KHL stats the last two seasons (GAAs of 1.96 and 1.97, save percentages of .925 each) are really pretty outstanding. An intriguing option to be sure.
Carolina Hurricanes: Justin Faulk continues to impress at the World Championships, scoring his fourth goal of the tournament (about 1:00 into the video), and leading it in points from the blue line. Pardon the Finnish. Or, as it’s now known: Losertalk.
Chicago Blackhawks: Patrick Kane, you’re a 23-year-old millionaire world-class athlete who has already scored a Stanley Cup-winning goal so please stop enjoying yourself in the offseason. The cabbie incident is obviously very fair to criticize, but calling out a kid of legal age for drinking at a college seems, well, pointless. And saying that he will one day embarrass himself on national television like Joe Namath did with Suzy Kolber is legendarily stupid.
Colorado Avalanche: The Avs are stocking up on goaltending prospects, signing three over the weekend, including the University of Minnesota’s Kent Patterson and Boston University’s Kieran Millan. I believe this brings the number of BU-related personnel in the Avs organization to an even 3 million.
Columbus Blue Jackets: What if the Rangers had traded for Rick Nash? I don’t know, Brad Richards would be forming an alchemical partnership with Marian Gaborik and him instead of Marian Gaborik and Carl Hagelin, and the Rangers would be headed to the Eastern Conference Finals? Is this a trick question?
Dallas Stars: Jamie Benn is having a great world championship playing alongside Patrick Sharp and Ryan Nugent-Hopkins. Sharp is the greybeard on that line, given that he’s 30. A full 18 of the team’s 25 roster players are under 26. Seven are 22 or younger.
Detroit Red Wings presented by Amway: The Wings held their annual equipment sale over the weekend, and team equipment manager Paul Boyer answered all fans’ questions, including why Niklas Kronwall’s skates have the Air Jordan logo on them.
Edmonton Oilers: Kevin Lowe says Ryan Murray is the top player in this year’s draft class. Yes, Oilers, please pass on the actual best player in the draft because he’s Russian. That wouldn’t be the Canadianest thing to do ever, not at all.
Florida Panthers: Know who’s going to bring some serious heat for the Panthers next season? Erik Gudbranson. I think that, at some point in his career, he might be considered one of the best defensemen in the game.
Los Angeles Kings: Dark horse breakout performer in this upcoming series with Phoenix? Dustin Penner. After all, someone’s gotta pay for the Coyotes’ bus backing into his car earlier this season.
Minnesota Wild: How should people feel about the contributions of Tom Gilbert to the Minnesota Wild? Fans are divided, but I have a hint: Badly.
Montreal Canadiens: Another guy having a huge World Championship? Max Pacioretty. He had the Americans’ opening goal and added an assist, running his total to 2-8-10 in the tournament, behind only Evgeni Malkin at the time of this writing.
Nashville Predators: So many Suter/Weber questions in the offseason. If Ryan Suter leaves, does Shea Weber demand a trade to the team that signed him? Does he stick it out in Nashville for the one season without his longtime partner? Does he sign long-term regardless? Unless the answer is, “It doesn’t matter because Suter signed with Nashville,” there’s no good answer.
New Jersey Devils: Might this deep playoff run be swaying Zach Parise to stay in New Jersey? “It means a lot,” Parise said. “It means we have a lot of good, young players who are going to be here a long time.” Hey not to be a party pooper here but umm, Marty Brodeur is a billion years old.
New York Islanders: Great story for Mother’s Day about John Tavares and his mom’s commitment to helping him succeed in the sport. “She’s watching every game,” he said. “It’s funny, her and my dad come so often on the road now that I don’t even go out to eat with them every time.” Moms rule. Go moms.
New York Rangers: Alex Ovechkin lazily lying on the ice while his man comes down the ice and scores the series-clinching goal for New York. Mike Del Zotto says, “Ovie, you just got NARRATIVED!!!”
Ottawa Senators: Know who’s giving Dany Alfredsson advice on retirement? Mats Sundin. This should go well.
Philadelphia Flyers: Jaromir Jagr thinks Ilya Bryzgalov will get his head on straight next season because the adjustment period is over. Man, if he does, look out: The Flyers might get replacement-level goaltending from a guy who has a cap hit north of $ 5 million.
Phoenix Coyotes: Man, where were these impassioned front-page columns on the viability of hockey in the desert the last 14 times the Coyotes almost moved to Yellowknife?
Pittsburgh Penguins: The Penguins really should have signed Rob Scuderi when they had the chance, writes a Pittsburgh columnist three full seasons after the fact. This kind of hindsight is 20/20 but you need a telescope too.
San Jose Sharks: Could Brad Stuart return to the Sharks? *whip sound effect*
St. Louis Blues: New Blues owner Tom Stillman loves his team. Free advice, Tom: Do not under any circumstance promise a Stanley Cup or two in the near future. That leads to signing Ville Leino. “The Blues will be consistent winners,” his wife Mary said. Nooooo!
Tampa Bay Lightning: Jeff Vinik just donated $ 10 million to his alma mater, Duke. Good thing he didn’t pay for them to build a rink and go Division 1 in hockey, because that eventually leads to signing Ville Leino as your No. 2 center.
Toronto Maple Leafs: Are the Leafs a potential trading partner for the Pittsburgh Penguins? “Also, defenseman Luke Schenn is the kind of physical, stay-at-home defenseman the Penguins badly need.” Hey, is this one of those things where people thought Hal Gill was good because Jagr said it that one time? Who doesn’t remember the Toronto/Pittsburgh game on Hockey Night in Canada during Schenn’s rookie year where he kept Evgeni Malkin in his back pocket for 60 minutes?
Vancouver Canucks: Do you want to see incredibly low-res video of Alex Burrows running into a goalie and then hugging him? Sure you do.
Washington Capitals: The difference between a loss and a win for the Caps in Game 7 and, by extension, the whole series, was a 5-on-5 shift in the second that looked like a power play in which they pushed the puck around with ease and were able to attempted close to 10 shots on goal in the space of about two minutes. None of which, obviously, went in.
Winnipeg Jets: It is now prohibited for members of government to receive free pro sports tickets, but by all means they can go to the symphony as many times as they like. The home-theater advantage the Winnipeg orchestra is going to enjoy when other symphonies come to town just got intense.
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Boston Bruins at the World Championship Update for May 13: Fan’s Take (Yahoo! Contributor Network)
Zdeno Chara and David Krejci continue to represent the Boston Bruins at the 2012 IIHF World Championship. Games played now are starting to become decisive, cutting the quarterfinalists away from the teams that will be sent home early, and both Slovakia and the Czech Republic are in good positions, although neither are assured of quarterfinal berths just yet.
Slovakia defeated Switzerland 1-0, knocking the Swiss out of quarterfinal consideration on the strength of just one goal by Tomas Tatar (of the Grand Rapids Griffins, the Detroit Red Wings AHL team) and strong goaltending from Jan Laco. Tatar popped home the only goal of the game near the end of the first period and, while there were certainly other chances on both ends, the goalies stood tall and Laco earned the shutout. Also in this game, Chara did not lead the team in ice time: his 21 minute tally came in second to Andrej Sekera of the Buffalo Sabres. He did earn a +1 rating for being on the ice at the time of the only goal, though. While Slovakia won this game, and is in fourth place in Group H, they are not yet safely in the quarterfinals themselves.
In Stockholm, however, Russia was the one shutting out the Czech Republic 2-0. The Pittsburgh Penguins’ Evgeni Malkin had one of the goals, which wasn’t as immense production-wise as his hat trick against Sweden, but along with a goal by Alexander Perezhogin that came in the first minute of play, it was all the Russians needed for the win. Krejci wasn’t as great in the faceoff circle this time, winning just 45 percent of his draws, and he had no shots on goal. Though the Czech team lost, they are still in third place in the Group S standings, four points behind Sweden, but they too need to focus on winning and securing a place in the quarterfinals.
Overall, May 13 was an interesting day at the World Championship: three of the four games were decided by shutouts (America shut out Finland 5-0), while the match between Norway and Germany ended with Norway winning 12-4. Talk about a combo breaker!
Next up for Slovakia is France on May 15. The Czech Republic will take on Germany on May 15 as well.
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